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Wise Words by ayzewi Wise Words by ayzewi
Back in 2001, the parting words of a teacher to his graduating class were clear, concise, and wise:

"You've got to keep it in your pants."

It summed it all up quite nicely, and I think it's a smart phrase to live by.

Of course, immediately after he said that to us, I doodled my characters complaining that keeping it in the pants is a traumatic thing, while others laughed at them for their sexual ignorance. That could of been a reflection of what the entire class was going through. I'm not sure. I wasn't really spoken to very much during school by anyone who wasn't a close friend.
But I thought about it again not too long ago. This time, I drew a proper picture to convey the message: Ambience holding a sign, because Ambience is mute, and doesn't like the penis.
This is meant to play prelude.

.....And because I wanted to type penis. Tee-hee-hee.


It's all a joke :o
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:iconaseariel:
aseariel Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
:laughing: words to live by...
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ArofaTamahn Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ooooh, very good advice, IMO. :nod: Something that most men probably don't learn to appreciate until it's to late, myself not included thankfully. When growing up with a lech/perv bashing older sister you tend to develop a similar attitude. ^^; Anyway I shall fav this now. :+favlove:
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foxjane Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2004  Student
more ambience and rianna porn dammit :P
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karmazmatic Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2004  Student
Man, I know this one dude, who needs that advice... But legend has it that his donger can make one famous... I don't think I'm going to question someone who's not that much older than I am who lives very close to me to keep Mr. Jones in his pants... Especially to tell them "You gotta keep it in your pants."

But hey, I dig this, it's clever and it's a good chuckle. It was also clever to use Ambience for this picture also. (Aside from the fact she's not for the Wang Chung.) But, I know you probably were just doing this for fun, but on her right arm to me it looks like you accidentally drew an additional line where the upper arm and the forearm connects. For some odd reason it looks weird to me. I figured I'd just point it out, because it does look a bit off, that's all.

But hey, all is well aside from a slight line problem! It's funny and it's clever, and it's cute. You did an good job as always...

It's good work.
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Loner05 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2004
ambience is hot but pink fur now that's hot ^^ heh
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goddesstears Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
One of the most important things to remember. And if they don't listen whack them upside the head...oh wait...sorry. XD
Cute pic though. I like it.
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catboyd Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2004  Professional Artist
very wise words.. please tell that to males here with a thing for moving objects..
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spitzen Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very humorous!!! I love your pics showing your chars holding signs. Reminds me of the old Wile Coyote (Looney Tunes) series!...

And I love the pose and design of Ambience. Very pretty!

:+favlove:
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:iconvjmorales:
VJMorales Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lmao: Now I want that guy to be my teacher!
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:iconhyouden:
Hyouden Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2004   General Artist
XD It's cute! Your style is awsome!
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:icongustavgirl:
gustavgirl Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2004
*sniggle* Draw more like this ^^;
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trancetime Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Inspirational words to live by.
Penis that is ^_^
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gussiejives Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And allow me to convey some words of wisdom from one Banky Edwards.

"Every girl, be it mother, senator or nun needs some serious deep dicking."

What bearing does it have here?

Fucked if I know....

Great pic though! :D
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HeReTikGoth Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004   Writer
Myeeheeheehee, you sai PENUS. Muwaha.

yuh, anyway.

Meaning-wise: I could benefit from the two meanings in that picture......not the hidden meaning, though......don'thurtmeIknowIknowitsbadf oraguytobeBi'. x_x

Picture-wise: You got mad skillz with shading and texturing, girl...Sweariously, you do.
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andrewk Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
I think I'm liking Ambience. :/
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c-force Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
If only Bill Clinton got that advice before Monica... oh well...
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ToniSerinn Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hehe cool pic ^^ wise words indeed, gotta tell my brother that >.> o.o *ahems* Yes, very nice work ^_^
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dudething Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
First off this reminded me of Wile E Coyote...

*Holds up a sign that reads "Ouch"* XD

Hehe, you said penis. That's funny.
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KniteFox Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
LMAO - nice!...& it can kinda be a play on words too
hehe, im sure he had a sighn made for it too :p lol
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Vhendi Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, now that's really cute... and good advice. Funny, but true =P
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renzoku Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Drat... I always thought Ambience was one of your cutest chars, too. ;P
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soan Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
If this was an RPG, everything would fit in your pants.

(Soan) Oh really? ::goes through his:: Hey, how did my bo get in here? ::takes out the kitchen sink:: ...
(Alice) =3
(Soan) What...?
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PockyBum522 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
I had that conversation once:

On Tibia:
Me: I have meat in my pants!
Mike: What?
Me: Where do you expect me to put it? I've just got to be careful about running without my mace equipped...
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soan Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Equipting maces in your pants. The new wave of gaming, huh?
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PockyBum522 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Where do you think we keep them? When they say inventory, they don't mean a magic box that floats around following you carrying all your stuff...Oh, wow, thast explais it all!
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soan Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2004
Unless you have magic pockets.
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kati-kitani-st Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Sounds like something I need to tell my friend's boy >_> XD;

Great pic and nice story/message behind it ;P
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redrockwildcat Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Scott: But I don't WANT to!
Me: *sighs* Fine... go ahead...
Scott: *pulls out his boxers and starts running around waving them like a flag*


NOW see what you started! Bad Manda! BAD! XD
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ayzewi Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
*dies laughing*

My brain pictures it and wheeeeeheheheheheh >3

*fears a rolled up newspaper* OO!!!
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redrockwildcat Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
I only spank you cause I love you! :heart:
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daftpunk Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
I need to use that as my motto.

" Ive got to keep it in my pants!"

@o@ I need a girlfriend.

Cute pic Manda :3
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ayzewi Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
:o
Should be easy, right?

....Unless you have a terrible compulsion to just whip it out and start walking down a city sidewalk.


:3 :heart: :hug: :heart:
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daftpunk Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Oh yeah, but I'm affraid I'd trip over it or something >:3

just kidding :wink::heart:
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avencri Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haah, that is a nice saying! *takes note*
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PsychoEmporess Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004  Student Traditional Artist
rofl.. reminds me of my b/f... That's wicked XD
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deimis Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
WOW! FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO BELIEVES IN THAT MESSAGE! ....... <_< >_> nobody laugh at me..or else I'll sick my killer 1/2dragon on ya!
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vermilion-0 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
The pen is mighter than the sword. I just typed "pen is" ;p

And Ambience is such a hottie, it's a shame she's all about the pink, and yet....at the same time it isn't.

:rose:
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ayzewi Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Tee-hee-hee~pink!!!
>3
:heart: :heart:
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vermilion-0 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Pink is an awesome color, indeed. ;D

:heart: :kiss: :heart: :hug: :heart: :rose: :heart: :hug: :heart: :kiss:
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ayzewi Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Indeed indeed!

Hahahaha I just realized I made the background pink wooo hidden undermeaning!! >3 >3!!!

:heart: :hug: :heart: :love:
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vermilion-0 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Well, if one is to "keep it in their pants" I guess it would -have- to be hidden. :wink:

Nyahahahahahaha~ HARUSHO!

*squeezeloves*

:heart: :love: :kiss: :hug:

:rose:
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seness Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Hahah! :3 You still make me laugh. :hug:
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onnanoko Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe, nice. :D
Very wise words to live by, so many people would be happier if they had the willpower to do so.
Cute character drawing too. :aww:

~:heart:
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viralremix Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
Amusing message XD And great pic to go along with it.
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Cosmiksquirel Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2004
wow cool! i love her style XD luv the little sentence, too ;) and the coloring's very cool! yay!
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