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Wise Words by ayzewi Wise Words by ayzewi
Back in 2001, the parting words of a teacher to his graduating class were clear, concise, and wise:

"You've got to keep it in your pants."

It summed it all up quite nicely, and I think it's a smart phrase to live by.

Of course, immediately after he said that to us, I doodled my characters complaining that keeping it in the pants is a traumatic thing, while others laughed at them for their sexual ignorance. That could of been a reflection of what the entire class was going through. I'm not sure. I wasn't really spoken to very much during school by anyone who wasn't a close friend.
But I thought about it again not too long ago. This time, I drew a proper picture to convey the message: Ambience holding a sign, because Ambience is mute, and doesn't like the penis.
This is meant to play prelude.

.....And because I wanted to type penis. Tee-hee-hee.

It's all a joke :o
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aseariel Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
:laughing: words to live by...
ArofaTamahn Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ooooh, very good advice, IMO. :nod: Something that most men probably don't learn to appreciate until it's to late, myself not included thankfully. When growing up with a lech/perv bashing older sister you tend to develop a similar attitude. ^^; Anyway I shall fav this now. :+favlove:
foxjane Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2004  Student
more ambience and rianna porn dammit :P
karmazmatic Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2004  Student
Man, I know this one dude, who needs that advice... But legend has it that his donger can make one famous... I don't think I'm going to question someone who's not that much older than I am who lives very close to me to keep Mr. Jones in his pants... Especially to tell them "You gotta keep it in your pants."

But hey, I dig this, it's clever and it's a good chuckle. It was also clever to use Ambience for this picture also. (Aside from the fact she's not for the Wang Chung.) But, I know you probably were just doing this for fun, but on her right arm to me it looks like you accidentally drew an additional line where the upper arm and the forearm connects. For some odd reason it looks weird to me. I figured I'd just point it out, because it does look a bit off, that's all.

But hey, all is well aside from a slight line problem! It's funny and it's clever, and it's cute. You did an good job as always...

It's good work.
Loner05 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2004
ambience is hot but pink fur now that's hot ^^ heh
goddesstears Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
One of the most important things to remember. And if they don't listen whack them upside the head...oh wait...sorry. XD
Cute pic though. I like it.
catboyd Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2004  Professional Artist
very wise words.. please tell that to males here with a thing for moving objects..
spitzen Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very humorous!!! I love your pics showing your chars holding signs. Reminds me of the old Wile Coyote (Looney Tunes) series!...

And I love the pose and design of Ambience. Very pretty!

VJMorales Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lmao: Now I want that guy to be my teacher!
Hyouden Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2004   General Artist
XD It's cute! Your style is awsome!
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